Because you like Kyle Broflovski in South Park

Ursula will oh-so-generously grant your wishes for a price. See them in The Little Mermaid.

Andrew Glouberman is trying to make it through puberty with his sanity intact. See them in Big Mouth.

Experiment 626 was designed for one thing: to destroy everything he touches. See them in Lilo & Stich.

After years of living vicariously through other people's heroic stories, Wade Watts is about to become a hero himself. See them in Ready Player One.

Evan is a sensible kid, but being sensible isn't going to help him lose his virginity. See them in Superbad.

Wendy Corduroy is the ultimate in cool in Gravity Falls. See them in Gravity Falls.

An inter-dimensional demon, Bill Cipher dreams of a more chaotic Gravity Falls. See them in Gravity Falls.

Princess Bubblegum is brilliant and determined, but can display a nasty temper. See them in Adventure Time.

Thanos is an intergalactic warlord, on the hunt for infinite power. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.

Linda Belcher doesn't prescribe to what society deems as "normal." She narrates her life through song, much to the alarm of everyone nearby. See them in Bob's Burgers.

Shana is a red-haired warrior with a black-and-white worldview. See them in Shakugan no Shana.

An off-beat dork, John Egbert is funny, inventive, and endlessly optimistic. See them in Homestuck.