Because you like Kyle Broflovski in South Park

Everyone Barney Stinson knows is getting married or pregnant. But he's just getting more awesome. See them in How I Met Your Mother.

Tobias "Four" Eaton is only afraid of four things, but you should probably be afraid of him. See them in Divergent.

Clary Fray's philosophy: dive into the supernatural underworld first and ask questions later. See them in City of Bones.

Motivated by a strong sense of curiosity, fleet-footed Lina Mayfleet is happiest when she's on the move. See them in The City of Ember.

Regina Mills is a cold evil queen turned chilly town mayor. See them in Once Upon a Time.

A formerly timid caterpillar, Kurt Hummel is transforming into a glamorous, confident butterfly. See them in Glee.

Whether he's fighting or flirting, Jace Wayland is all swagger. See them in City of Bones.

America Singer is a feisty, fiercely independent musician who places little value on the restrictive rules of her society. See them in The Selection .

Teddy Sanders loves his frat brothers so much he might never leave school. See them in Neighbors.

Hawkeye Pierce is a Devil-may-care Army doc who'd have the Devil laughing and drinking in five minutes flat. See them in M*A*S*H.

Manipulative, gorgeous, and sharp as a tack, Blair Waldorf is a classic product of the Upper East Side. See them in Gossip Girl.

Damon Salvatore used to miss being human. Now he can't think of anything more miserable. See them in The Vampire Diaries.