Because you like Kyle Broflovski in South Park

Trevor Phillips is an unpredictable maniac who tortures people for no reason. See them in Grand Theft Series.

Relentlessly cheery Ned Flanders enjoys a nice piece of bread with water on the side for dipping See them in The Simpsons.

A born psychopath, don't expect Michael Myers to understand the difference between right and wrong. See them in Halloween.

This lab mouse has one thing on his huge brain: trying to take over the world on a nightly basis. See them in Pinky and the Brain.

Bob Belcher runs a lonely burger joint, and even though his wit is lost on his eccentric family, he doesn't let that faze him. See them in Bob's Burgers.

Danny Zuko's car is auto-matic. Its system-matic. Its hyyyyydro-matic. Why, its greased lightning! See them in Grease.

Frank Reynolds is too gross even for the prostitutes he hires. See them in It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia .

Dash Parr's super speed helps with his impatience. See them in The Incredibles.

Leatherface's moods change with his masks. See them in The Texas Chainsaw Massacre.

Illiterate and oblivious, Crash Bandicoot is still a hero. See them in Crash Bandicoot.

Anger is a cantankerous hothead whose job is to get others riled up. See them in Inside Out.

Tail's smarts and helpful nature come in handy in a pinch. See them in Sonic the Hedgehog.