Character Analysis
(Avoiding Spoilers)
Living… in South Park, Colo., with his parents Gerald and Sheila and adopted Canadian brother Ike. Kyle hangs out with his friends Stan and Kenny and his frenemy Cartman. Cartman’s favorite pastime is making fun of Kyle’s Jewish faith and hefty orange mop of hair. Kyle usually responds by calling Cartman “Fat Ass,” though he has been driven to beat up Cartman on more than one occasion.
Profession… fourth-grader at South Park Elementary. Kyle is an exceptional student and is also quite skilled with computers. Though he usually plays Xbox with Stan and Kenny after school, he briefly worked at Cartman’s burger joint “Ass Burgers.”
Interests… playing Guitar Hero, speaking Pig Latin, using Photoshop, and setting a good example for Ike.
Relationship Status… single. Kyle was once voted by his female classmates as the ugliest boy in class -- below even Cartman. (Though the vote was riddled with corruption.) On the flip side, Bebe, one of the more popular girls in class, once professed an admiration for Kyle’s butt: “I could sleep for days on his perked cheeks.” They kiss during a truth-or-dare session in Stan’s clubhouse, causing Kyle to freak out and run away. The fairer sex can wait.
Challenge… his mother. Kyle’s overprotective mother doesn’t give satisfactory answers to his big life questions, leaving him to ponder them himself. He struggles with moral dilemmas often sparked by Cartman, the ruthless anti-Semite. As a result, Kyle’s cognitive dissonance sometimes manifests itself as a crisis of faith. After seeing Mel Gibson’s Passion of the Christ at Cartman’s urging, he stands up in synagogue and announces that the Jews need to apologize for killing Jesus. Kyle often wonders, how can there be a God if Cartman gets away with being such a terrible person?
Personality… contemplative. Kyle always tries to learn a lesson from each of his adventures and share it with his friends. He is the most emotional of his friends, a trait that can sometimes surface as an ugly temper. He is that sweet-hearted kid you really don’t want to enrage – unless of course you’re Cartman.
Get to Know him in...
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In South Park, the adventures of four young boys in rural Colorado become a means for the show's creators, Trey Parker and Matt Stone, to ruthlessly satirize current events, celebrities, politicians, and to posit their essential thesis, which is that adults are idiots. Crass and deeply perverse, South Park is not for the faint of heart, but the show's predilection for "going there" accounts for both its funniness and insightful social commentary.
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When the four boys see an R-rated movie featuring Canadians Terrance and Philip, they are pronounced "corrupted", and their parents pressure the United States to wage war against Canada.
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From the perilous battlefields of the fourth-grade playground, a young hero will rise, destined to be South Park's savior. You begin as the new kid in town facing a harrowing challenge: making friends. As you start your quest the children of South Park are embroiled in a city-wide, live-action-role-playing game, casting imaginary spells and swinging fake swords. Over time the simple children's game escalates into a battle of good and evil that threatens to consume the world. Arm yourself with weapons of legend to defeat crabpeople, underpants gnomes, hippies and other forces of evil. Discover the lost Stick of Truth and earn your place at the side of Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny as their new friend. Succeed, and you shall be South Park's savior, cementing your social status in South Park Elementary. Fail, and you will forever be known as a loser.
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Players assume the role of the New Kid, and join South Park favorites Stan, Kyle, Kenny and Cartman in a new hilarious and outrageous adventure. Players will delve into the crime-ridden underbelly of South Park with Coon and Friends. This dedicated group of crime fighters was formed by Eric Cartman whose superhero alter-ego, The Coon, is half man, half raccoon. As the New Kid, players will join Mysterion, Toolshed, Human Kite, Mosquito, Mint Berry Crunch and a host of others to battle the forces of evil while Coon strives to make his team the most beloved superheroes in history.
