Because you like Kyle Broflovski in South Park

Once a handsome prince, the Beast is now a grumpy, furry, monster. It's hard to pinpoint which mammal he resembles the most. See them in Beauty and the Beast.

Illiterate and oblivious, Crash Bandicoot is still a hero. See them in Crash Bandicoot.

With his good looks and magnetic personality, Will Smith seems destined to be a Hollywood megastar. See them in The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air.

Gomez Addams fills his days with ghoulish and ghastly forms of recreation, enjoying life and all its pleasures to the fullest. See them in The Addams Family.

Reckless, vulgar, loud-mouthed: that's what makes Amethyst so awesome. See them in Steven Universe.

Taystee Jefferson is always down for a laugh and to help a friend out. See them in Orange Is The New Black.

Alfredo Linguini can whip up five star meals effortlessly. Just don't look under his hat. See them in Ratatouille.

An off-beat dork, John Egbert is funny, inventive, and endlessly optimistic. See them in Homestuck.

Shana is a red-haired warrior with a black-and-white worldview. See them in Shakugan no Shana.