Because you like Kyle Broflovski in South Park

Philip J. Fry accidentally cryogenically froze himself for a millennium. See them in Futurama.

Marge Simpson is a mostly happy housewife and subscriber to Sponge and Vacuum Magazine. See them in The Simpsons.

Turanga Leela is the daughter of two mutants who live in the sewers below New York City. See them in Futurama.

Moe Szyslak is the crabby owner of the grimiest bar in Springfield. See them in The Simpsons.

Ahape-shifting dog, Jake is the last man's best friend. See them in Adventure Time.

Krusty The Clown somehow makes life sillier and more somber at the same time. See them in The Simpsons.

Awkward and anxious. It's not easy being Meg Griffin. See them in Family Guy.

Brian Griffin is the most scholarly member of the family—when he's not drunk on martinis. See them in Family Guy.

Ted is a cursing, smoking, drinking teddy bear who's anything but cuddly. See them in Ted.

Milhouse Van Houten is happy to be second banana. See them in The Simpsons.

Eugene H. Krabs is a greedy restaurant owner who won't let a dime out of the reach of his claws. See them in SpongeBob SquarePants.

For Wreck It Ralph, it's not easy being the bad guy. Especially when you've been designed to destroy but really desire love. See them in Wreck-It Ralph.