Because you like Kyle Broflovski in South Park
Sideshow Bob is a bitter ex-performer who was forced to do inhumane stunts for slapstick comedy. Now he's exacting revenge on his former boss, a clown. See them in The Simpsons.
A karate master/rocket scientist/squirrel, Sandy Cheeks is the only one who can clean up the other resident's messes in Bikini Bottom. See them in SpongeBob SquarePants.
Bob Parr is an ex-superhero now focused on being a dad, but he misses the action. See them in The Incredibles.
Gene Belcher dreams of a future in the limelight, and he doesn't let his lack of talent hold him back. See them in Bob's Burgers.
The witty Aku would be an ideal dinner guest, if he weren't a demon. See them in Samurai Jack.
The Ice King is lonely and looking for a princess to sweep him off his feet. See them in Adventure Time.
C is for cookie, and that's more than good enough for him. See them in Sesame Street.
Louise Belcher might be just a kid, but she can manipulate just about anyone with a pulse. All in the name of fun, of course. See them in Bob's Burgers.
Patrick Star enjoys life's simple pleasures because he can't wrap his brain around anything more complicated. See them in SpongeBob SquarePants.
Baloo is a fun-lovin' bear who just needs the bare necessities of life See them in The Jungle Book.
Roger is a pansexual alcoholic non-human who will happily lie, cheat and steal to get what he wants. See them in American Dad!.
