Because you like Kyle Broflovski in South Park

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Brian Griffin
117

Brian Griffin is the most scholarly member of the family—when he's not drunk on martinis. See them in Family Guy.

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Philip J. Fry
201

Philip J. Fry accidentally cryogenically froze himself for a millennium. See them in Futurama.

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Marge Simpson
120

Marge Simpson is a mostly happy housewife and subscriber to Sponge and Vacuum Magazine. See them in The Simpsons.

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Krusty The Clown
122

Krusty The Clown somehow makes life sillier and more somber at the same time. See them in The Simpsons.

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Sideshow Bob
101

Sideshow Bob is a bitter ex-performer who was forced to do inhumane stunts for slapstick comedy. Now he's exacting revenge on his former boss, a clown. See them in The Simpsons.

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Turanga Leela
103

Turanga Leela is the daughter of two mutants who live in the sewers below New York City. See them in Futurama.

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Roger
138

Roger is a pansexual alcoholic non-human who will happily lie, cheat and steal to get what he wants. See them in American Dad!.

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Cookie Monster
79

C is for cookie, and that's more than good enough for him. See them in Sesame Street.

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Jake
285

Ahape-shifting dog, Jake is the last man's best friend. See them in Adventure Time.

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Morty Smith
282

Thanks to the contributions of this 14-year-old, the world is only occasionally destroyed by his grandfather. See them in Rick and Morty.

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Greg Heffley
90

Greg Heffley will be famous someday, but now he's stuck in class with morons. See them in Diary of a Wimpy Kid.

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Patrick Star
285

Patrick Star enjoys life's simple pleasures because he can't wrap his brain around anything more complicated. See them in SpongeBob SquarePants.