Because you like DEATH in Discworld

He's an eccentric pirate making it up as he goes along. He's Jack Sparrow, savvy? See them in Pirates of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl.

Nemo is a small fish in a vast ocean, but he dreams of seeing it all. See them in Finding Nemo.

Most kids hope for a car for their 16th birthday, but Mia Thermopolis' present is a country to rule. See them in The Princess Diaries.

With the loyalty and pluckiness of a puppy, Nana Komatsu is a hopeless romantic. See them in Nana.

Alyssa Foley is a blunt and crass teenage runaway. See them in The End of the F World.

Will Byers is just like any other twelve year old, except he's stuck in another dimension. See them in Stranger Things.

Donna Carmichael is a free-spirited single mom and gracefully aging hippie. See them in Mamma Mia!.

Back in his hometown, Richie Tozier has been punched, dragged to a crackhouse and now has to kill a clown. See them in It.

Dominic Toretto lives his life "a quarter mile at a time", and he burns through those miles faster than anyone. See them in The Fast and the Furious.

Mitchell Pritchett prefers to have a place for everything and everything in its place. See them in Modern Family.

Cady Heron is the new girl in town who's also new to the world of high school, period. See them in Mean Girls.

Herion is Mark Renton's favorite drug. He sniffs it, smokes it, swallows it, sticks it up his arse, and injects it into his veins. See them in Trainspotting.