Because you like DEATH in Discworld

Mike Lane is magnetic, beefy, and street-smart, but how long can he keep up with the red-light scene? See them in Magic Mike.

Will Byers is just like any other twelve year old, except he's stuck in another dimension. See them in Stranger Things.

Donna Carmichael is a free-spirited single mom and gracefully aging hippie. See them in Mamma Mia!.

He's an eccentric pirate making it up as he goes along. He's Jack Sparrow, savvy? See them in Pirates of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl.

Nemo is a small fish in a vast ocean, but he dreams of seeing it all. See them in Finding Nemo.

With the loyalty and pluckiness of a puppy, Nana Komatsu is a hopeless romantic. See them in Nana.

Alyssa Foley is a blunt and crass teenage runaway. See them in The End of the F World.

Dominic Toretto lives his life "a quarter mile at a time", and he burns through those miles faster than anyone. See them in The Fast and the Furious.

Cady Heron is the new girl in town who's also new to the world of high school, period. See them in Mean Girls.

Mitchell Pritchett prefers to have a place for everything and everything in its place. See them in Modern Family.

Daniel LaRusso is a Jersey kid in L.A. who is learning about karate and life from the mysterious Mr. Miyagi. See them in The Karate Kid.

Herion is Mark Renton's favorite drug. He sniffs it, smokes it, swallows it, sticks it up his arse, and injects it into his veins. See them in Trainspotting.