Because you like DEATH in Discworld

Konata Izumi has a live-now, worry-later view of the world. See them in Lucky Star.

Lying is the most fun a girl like Alice can have without taking her clothes off. See them in Closer.

Luke Danes will serve you coffee and always be there for you to help out. See them in Gilmore Girls.

From secret organizations to alien attacks, Kyon's life has been one weird, unexplainable thing happening after another. See them in The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya.

Summer Roberts is privileged and preppy but also surprisingly open-minded and fiercely loyal. See them in The O.C..

Castiel might be an immortal angel, but the human world is still more than a little confusing. See them in Supernatural.

Margo loves mysteries so much that she becomes one. See them in Paper Towns.

It’s a shame that the Seven Kingdoms doesn’t allow a woman to rule. The scheming, focused Cersei Lannister would do a far better job than either of her sons. See them in Game of Thrones.

Eric Forman's interests include smoking weed, collecting Luke Skywalker memorabilia, eating Fatso burgers, and making his dad mad. See them in That '70s Show.

Jacob Black is the boy next door who's also the wolf next door. See them in Twilight.

SpongeBob SquarePants lives in a pineapple under the sea. Absorbent and yellow and porous is he. See them in SpongeBob SquarePants.

All it takes to change the course of history is the will of a single man called John Price. See them in Call of Duty Series.