Because you like DEATH in Discworld

Daria Morgendorffer is so defensive that she actively works to make people dislike her so that she don't feel bad when they do. See them in Daria.

Glenn Rhee somehow never loses his enthusiastic spirit – even in the middle of a zombie apocalypse. See them in The Walking Dead.

Herion is Mark Renton's favorite drug. He sniffs it, smokes it, swallows it, sticks it up his arse, and injects it into his veins. See them in Trainspotting.

Quentin has his whole life mapped out. It might sound boring, but he likes boring. See them in Paper Towns.

A laid-back stoner, Ben Stone wasn't planning on life's ultimate responsibility. See them in Knocked Up.

Mitchell Pritchett prefers to have a place for everything and everything in its place. See them in Modern Family.

Jim Halpert is a master at the art of making it through the work day, including participating in an office Olympics. See them in The Office.

When it comes to dancing and life, nobody puts Frances Houseman in the corner. See them in Dirty Dancing.

Jackie Burkhart is a privileged princess with a healthy dose of self-confidence. See them in That '70s Show.

Neil Perry is a brilliant student with an artist's soul. And he's desperate to unleash it. See them in Dead Poets Society.

Quentin Coldwater has always suspected there was something different about him, and now he has the chance to prove it. See them in The Magicians.

Mikasa Ackerman is a near-perfect soldier who won't break her stone-faced expression whether she's killing foes or protecting loved ones. See them in Attack on Titan.