Because you like DEATH in Discworld

Herion is Mark Renton's favorite drug. He sniffs it, smokes it, swallows it, sticks it up his arse, and injects it into his veins. See them in Trainspotting.

Quentin has his whole life mapped out. It might sound boring, but he likes boring. See them in Paper Towns.

A laid-back stoner, Ben Stone wasn't planning on life's ultimate responsibility. See them in Knocked Up.

Mitchell Pritchett prefers to have a place for everything and everything in its place. See them in Modern Family.

Jim Halpert is a master at the art of making it through the work day, including participating in an office Olympics. See them in The Office.

When it comes to dancing and life, nobody puts Frances Houseman in the corner. See them in Dirty Dancing.

Jackie Burkhart is a privileged princess with a healthy dose of self-confidence. See them in That '70s Show.

Neil Perry is a brilliant student with an artist's soul. And he's desperate to unleash it. See them in Dead Poets Society.

Will Byers is just like any other twelve year old, except he's stuck in another dimension. See them in Stranger Things.

Quentin Coldwater has always suspected there was something different about him, and now he has the chance to prove it. See them in The Magicians.

Mikasa Ackerman is a near-perfect soldier who won't break her stone-faced expression whether she's killing foes or protecting loved ones. See them in Attack on Titan.

Dory is more than a little forgetful, but she'll always remember to have your back. See them in Finding Nemo.