Because you like DEATH in Discworld

Evan is a sensible kid, but being sensible isn't going to help him lose his virginity. See them in Superbad.

Ruling with an iron fist, Pablo owns the drug trade and is bathing in the fame and wealth that the cocaine trade in Columbia offers. See them in Narcos.

Michael Bluth is the only sane person in a family of eccentrics. At least, that's how he thinks of himself. See them in Arrested Development.

Burton Guster is a level-headed investigator with a "Super Sniffer" nose. See them in Psych.

Samantha Jones is a try-sexual who'll try anything once. See them in Sex and the City.

Stewie Griffin is just your average evil-genius, talking, sociopathic baby. See them in Family Guy.

Hannah Baker is a buoyant spirit broken by the cruelties of high school. See them in Thirteen Reasons Why .

Often on the verge of a nervous breakdown, Annie Edison nevertheless manages to be the brain of the Greendale study group. See them in Community.

Mark Sloan is the best plastic surgeon and biggest playboy the hospital's ever seen. See them in Grey's Anatomy.

Whether it's getting a deal or finishing a homework assignment, Jessica Huang demands nothing less than the best from those around her. See them in Fresh off the Boat.

Goh Peik Lin is funny, unfiltered, and a fiercely supportive friend. See them in Crazy Rich Asians.

After training a herd of raptor dinosaurs, everything else is a breeze for Owen Grady. See them in Jurassic World.