Because you like DEATH in Discworld

Combining an innocent face with an insatiable bloodlust, Eli recruits friends to join the vampire way of life. See them in Let the Right One In.

The Kid doesn't talk. He just acts with determination. See them in Bastion.

We're all puppets. Dr. Manhattan is just a puppet who can see the strings. See them in Watchmen.

All who live know his name, and all who oppose him shall know Death. See them in Darksiders Series.

Artemis Fowl understands the way of the world. If he wins, he's a prodigy. If he loses, then he's crazy. That is how history is written. See them in Artemis Fowl.

Raz is a 10-year-old boy who mostly stays in his own head, which makes sense since that's where he is strongest. See them in Psychonauts.

Crono may not talk, but this time-traveling hero's heart speaks volumes. See them in Chrono Trigger.

Jim Raynor is a decent man in an indecent universe. See them in StarCraft.

Hedwig is a lost soul with a punk rock spirit. See them in Hedwig and the Angry Inch.

John Yossarian is trapped in irony as he must be insane to leave the war but if he does try to leave, he'll be deemed sane and will be forced to stay, See them in Catch-22.

Kara "Starbuck" Thrace will beat you in cards, drink you under the table, then fly circles around you in her fighter plane. See them in Battlestar Galactica.

For Louie C.K., comedy is tough but fatherhood is even tougher. See them in Louie.