Because you like Chef in South Park

Michael Kelso gets by on his good looks and his openhearted nature. See them in That '70s Show.

With her mastery of martial arts and her prodigious building skills, Wyldstyle projects an air of invincibility. But she's not bulletproof. See them in The Lego Movie.

James Gordon happens to be the one guy in Gotham City with proper morals who doesn't also run around in a cape. See them in DC Extended Universe.

Prideful and psychotic tendencies combine to make Dr. Eggman a dangerous and villain who will squash anyone in his path. See them in Sonic the Hedgehog.

Michaelangelo is an above-ground crime-fighter by night, and a pizza-eating, sewer-dwelling mutant ninja turtle by day. See them in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

Awkward and anxious. It's not easy being Meg Griffin. See them in Family Guy.

Leonardo is spiritual, and devoted to more than just pizza. See them in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

Emma Frost's superpower: transforming her body into an unbreakable diamond. See them in X-Men Series.

Illiterate and oblivious, Crash Bandicoot is still a hero. See them in Crash Bandicoot.

Donatello might come off as a tad nerdy, but don't let his geekiness fool you. He's a trained ninja and a skilled fighter. See them in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

Mr. Pink doesn't tip. Enough said. See them in Reservoir Dogs.

Ted is a cursing, smoking, drinking teddy bear who's anything but cuddly. See them in Ted.