Because you like Chef in South Park

Sydney Bristow is a kick-ass double agent on a mission for revenge. See them in Alias.

Barry Egan has too many anger issues to list here. See them in Punch Drunk Love.

Hughie Campbell didn't ask to be a hero, but he's tired of injustice. See them in The Boys.

Rick Dalton is an aging actor with insecurity issues. See them in Once Upon a Time in Hollywood.

Working as a captain in the American Expeditionary Forces and a spy for British Intelligence, Steve Trevor wants to end World War I once and for all. See them in DC Extended Universe.

Christine Palmer is a great surgeon and an even better friend. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.

C is for cookie, and that's more than good enough for him. See them in Sesame Street.

Roger is a pansexual alcoholic non-human who will happily lie, cheat and steal to get what he wants. See them in American Dad!.

Count Olaf is a traveling actor, except he can't act and his homicidal tendencies make finding work pretty difficult. See them in Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events.

Frank Reynolds is too gross even for the prostitutes he hires. See them in It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia .

Mac is a karate-chopping, beer-chugging schemer. See them in It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia .

Gene Belcher dreams of a future in the limelight, and he doesn't let his lack of talent hold him back. See them in Bob's Burgers.