Because you like Chef in South Park

Brian Griffin is the most scholarly member of the family—when he's not drunk on martinis. See them in Family Guy.

Barry Egan has too many anger issues to list here. See them in Punch Drunk Love.

Working as a captain in the American Expeditionary Forces and a spy for British Intelligence, Steve Trevor wants to end World War I once and for all. See them in DC Extended Universe.

C is for cookie, and that's more than good enough for him. See them in Sesame Street.

Hughie Campbell didn't ask to be a hero, but he's tired of injustice. See them in The Boys.

Roger is a pansexual alcoholic non-human who will happily lie, cheat and steal to get what he wants. See them in American Dad!.

Rick Dalton is an aging actor with insecurity issues. See them in Once Upon a Time in Hollywood.

Count Olaf is a traveling actor, except he can't act and his homicidal tendencies make finding work pretty difficult. See them in Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events.

Gene Belcher dreams of a future in the limelight, and he doesn't let his lack of talent hold him back. See them in Bob's Burgers.

Frank Reynolds is too gross even for the prostitutes he hires. See them in It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia .

Christine Palmer is a great surgeon and an even better friend. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.

Mac is a karate-chopping, beer-chugging schemer. See them in It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia .