Character Analysis
(Avoiding Spoilers)
Living… in his bachelor pad in South Park, Colo. Elementary school students Stan, Kyle, Cartman, and Kenny turn to Chef when they need life advice, or when seeking information regarding sex and drugs. Chef draws from a wealth of experiences but tries to be discreet when advising the boys. “There’s a time and place for everything,” he tells them, “and it’s called ‘college.’”
Profession… cafeteria chef at South Park Elementary. Before his current position, Chef harbored aspirations of a music career. He traveled the world as a singer, and along the way he befriended The Beatles, the Sex Pistols, and Elton John. His advice to the boys often takes the form of sensual ‘70s R&B songs featuring thinly veiled sexual innuendos.
Interests… making tender love on his leopard-skin upholstered couch.
Relationship Status… very single. Chef is the consummate ladies’ man. Over the course of his prolific womanizing career he has bedded legions of women, including Kathie Lee Gifford and Cartman’s mom. Chef once resorted to male prostitution to raise funds when in deep financial debt; it was quite profitable.
Challenge… prejudice. Chef seems happy with his life and who he is as a person. However, he occasionally struggles with the fact that he is one of the few black residents of South Park. He casually calls the white people of South Park “cracker” to their faces, a habit he seems to have inherited from his parents, who live in Scotland. This is even true with the boys. Once when they come to him with a dilemma, he tells them, “Oh, I’m sure your little cracker problems ain’t all that bad.”
Personality… the voice of reason in South Park. Chef has little patience for idiots, who tend to drown out his rationality and good conscience during city council meetings. Overall, Chef is a simple man – a cheery, down-to-earth dude who, without fail, greets the boys as they stand in the lunch line with a hearty “Hello there, children!”
Get to Know him in...
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In South Park, the adventures of four young boys in rural Colorado become a means for the show's creators, Trey Parker and Matt Stone, to ruthlessly satirize current events, celebrities, politicians, and to posit their essential thesis, which is that adults are idiots. Crass and deeply perverse, South Park is not for the faint of heart, but the show's predilection for "going there" accounts for both its funniness and insightful social commentary.
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When the four boys see an R-rated movie featuring Canadians Terrance and Philip, they are pronounced "corrupted", and their parents pressure the United States to wage war against Canada.
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From the perilous battlefields of the fourth-grade playground, a young hero will rise, destined to be South Park's savior. You begin as the new kid in town facing a harrowing challenge: making friends. As you start your quest the children of South Park are embroiled in a city-wide, live-action-role-playing game, casting imaginary spells and swinging fake swords. Over time the simple children's game escalates into a battle of good and evil that threatens to consume the world. Arm yourself with weapons of legend to defeat crabpeople, underpants gnomes, hippies and other forces of evil. Discover the lost Stick of Truth and earn your place at the side of Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny as their new friend. Succeed, and you shall be South Park's savior, cementing your social status in South Park Elementary. Fail, and you will forever be known as a loser.
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Players assume the role of the New Kid, and join South Park favorites Stan, Kyle, Kenny and Cartman in a new hilarious and outrageous adventure. Players will delve into the crime-ridden underbelly of South Park with Coon and Friends. This dedicated group of crime fighters was formed by Eric Cartman whose superhero alter-ego, The Coon, is half man, half raccoon. As the New Kid, players will join Mysterion, Toolshed, Human Kite, Mosquito, Mint Berry Crunch and a host of others to battle the forces of evil while Coon strives to make his team the most beloved superheroes in history.
