Because you like Chef in South Park

Relentlessly cheery Ned Flanders enjoys a nice piece of bread with water on the side for dipping See them in The Simpsons.

Mr. Pink doesn't tip. Enough said. See them in Reservoir Dogs.

Illiterate and oblivious, Crash Bandicoot is still a hero. See them in Crash Bandicoot.

This lab mouse has one thing on his huge brain: trying to take over the world on a nightly basis. See them in Pinky and the Brain.

Turanga Leela is the daughter of two mutants who live in the sewers below New York City. See them in Futurama.

Boomerang is equally skilled at tossing boomerangs and tossing back beers. See them in DC Extended Universe.

Xander Harris' life motto: laugh in the face of danger and then hide until it goes away. See them in Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

A poised, stately man-out-of-time, Ichabod Crane typically faces the modern world with wry quip. See them in Sleepy Hollow.

You couldn't ask for a better, or weirder, daughter like Cassie. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.

Baloo is a fun-lovin' bear who just needs the bare necessities of life See them in The Jungle Book.

Both a noble district attorney and a psychopathic villain, Harvey Dent proves some men really can have it all. See them in DC Extended Universe.

Joe West is overprotective and secretive when his children are involved. See them in DC Extended Universe.