Because you like Butters Stotch in South Park

Spyro the Dragon loves getting into trouble around the Dragon Realms. See them in Spyro the Dragon.

Buddy Pine is an unhinged superfan of superheroes using technology to take down his idols. See them in The Incredibles.

Danny Zuko's car is auto-matic. Its system-matic. Its hyyyyydro-matic. Why, its greased lightning! See them in Grease.

A born psychopath, don't expect Michael Myers to understand the difference between right and wrong. See them in Halloween.

Michael Kelso gets by on his good looks and his openhearted nature. See them in That '70s Show.

Mavis Dracula's interests are anything black, scream cheese, and flying around. See them in Hotel Transylvania.

A monstrous pirate captain, Davy Jones is quite literally heartless. See them in Pirates of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl.

Johannes Betzler is an overwhelmed little boy caught up in deeply confusing times. See them in Jojo Rabbit.

Andrew Glouberman is trying to make it through puberty with his sanity intact. See them in Big Mouth.

Vanellope von Schweetz is princess of the Sugar Rush game who could care less about being royal. See them in Wreck it Ralph.

Thanks to the contributions of this 14-year-old, the world is only occasionally destroyed by his grandfather. See them in Rick and Morty.

Patrick Star enjoys life's simple pleasures because he can't wrap his brain around anything more complicated. See them in SpongeBob SquarePants.