Because you like Butters Stotch in South Park

Claire Standish is a popular, perfect princess who's deeper than she seems. See them in The Breakfast Club.

Count Olaf is a traveling actor, except he can't act and his homicidal tendencies make finding work pretty difficult. See them in Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events.

Buddy Pine is an unhinged superfan of superheroes using technology to take down his idols. See them in The Incredibles.

A born psychopath, don't expect Michael Myers to understand the difference between right and wrong. See them in Halloween.

Spyro the Dragon loves getting into trouble around the Dragon Realms. See them in Spyro the Dragon.

Danny Zuko's car is auto-matic. Its system-matic. Its hyyyyydro-matic. Why, its greased lightning! See them in Grease.

Mavis Dracula's interests are anything black, scream cheese, and flying around. See them in Hotel Transylvania.

A ball of cheerful energy, Pinkie Pie is as sweet as her name suggests and lives to bring others joy with laughter and parties. See them in My Little Pony.

A monstrous pirate captain, Davy Jones is quite literally heartless. See them in Pirates of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl.

Vanellope von Schweetz is princess of the Sugar Rush game who could care less about being royal. See them in Wreck it Ralph.

Michael Kelso gets by on his good looks and his openhearted nature. See them in That '70s Show.

Patrick Star enjoys life's simple pleasures because he can't wrap his brain around anything more complicated. See them in SpongeBob SquarePants.