Because you like Butters Stotch in South Park

Claire Standish is a popular, perfect princess who's deeper than she seems. See them in The Breakfast Club.

Count Olaf is a traveling actor, except he can't act and his homicidal tendencies make finding work pretty difficult. See them in Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events.

Danny Zuko's car is auto-matic. Its system-matic. Its hyyyyydro-matic. Why, its greased lightning! See them in Grease.

Buddy Pine is an unhinged superfan of superheroes using technology to take down his idols. See them in The Incredibles.

Spyro the Dragon loves getting into trouble around the Dragon Realms. See them in Spyro the Dragon.

A born psychopath, don't expect Michael Myers to understand the difference between right and wrong. See them in Halloween.

A monstrous pirate captain, Davy Jones is quite literally heartless. See them in Pirates of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl.

Andrew Glouberman is trying to make it through puberty with his sanity intact. See them in Big Mouth.

Michael Kelso gets by on his good looks and his openhearted nature. See them in That '70s Show.

Vanellope von Schweetz is princess of the Sugar Rush game who could care less about being royal. See them in Wreck it Ralph.

Mavis Dracula's interests are anything black, scream cheese, and flying around. See them in Hotel Transylvania.

Thanks to the contributions of this 14-year-old, the world is only occasionally destroyed by his grandfather. See them in Rick and Morty.