Because you like Butters Stotch in South Park

You couldn't ask for a better, or weirder, daughter like Cassie. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.

A no-nonsense pro, Agent K has dedicated his whole life to his job. See them in Men in Black.

Samantha Jones is a try-sexual who'll try anything once. See them in Sex and the City.

Dolores Umbridge keeps her villainy hidden (albeit poorly) behind a sheen of sugary pink politeness. See them in Harry Potter Series.

Shaggy might be a bit of a slacker, but his heart and his stomach are usually in the right place. See them in Scooby-Doo.

Anger is a cantankerous hothead whose job is to get others riled up. See them in Inside Out.

Ursula will oh-so-generously grant your wishes for a price. See them in The Little Mermaid.

Eugene H. Krabs is a greedy restaurant owner who won't let a dime out of the reach of his claws. See them in SpongeBob SquarePants.

A formerly righteous wizard, Saruman has been corrupted by the forces of evil. See them in The Lord of the Rings.

Brian Griffin is the most scholarly member of the family—when he's not drunk on martinis. See them in Family Guy.

The cutest kitty this side of the galaxy, Nepeta Leijon is mischievous, caring, and obsessed with romance. See them in Homestuck.

Mr. Fox will never truly be happy without a dead chicken between his chompers. See them in Fantastic Mr. Fox.