Because you like Butters Stotch in South Park
Thanks to the contributions of this 14-year-old, the world is only occasionally destroyed by his grandfather. See them in Rick and Morty.
What Mako Mankanshoku lacks in common sense, she makes up for in sheer optimism and force of personality. See them in Kill la Kill.
People think Karen Smith is a dumb blonde, but she disagrees and is proud she can predict the weather with her breasts. See them in Mean Girls.
Princess Bubblegum is brilliant and determined, but can display a nasty temper. See them in Adventure Time.
Andrew Glouberman is trying to make it through puberty with his sanity intact. See them in Big Mouth.
Jesse Aarons' frustration can only find outlet in another world. See them in Bridge to Terabithia.
Roger is a pansexual alcoholic non-human who will happily lie, cheat and steal to get what he wants. See them in American Dad!.
With his good looks and magnetic personality, Will Smith seems destined to be a Hollywood megastar. See them in The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air.
His name is Chucky, and he's your friend till the end. Hidey-ho! See them in Child's Play.
Shawn Hunter may be a bit of a rebellious bad boy, but he has a heart that's pure gold. See them in Boy Meets World.
Rainbow Dash's interests include flying, playing pranks, and generally being themost awesome pony around. See them in My Little Pony.