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Columbus can't trust anyone. The first girl he let into his life tried to eat him. See them in Zombieland .
Applejack's practicality complements her caring nature. She is the loyalest of friends and the most dependable of ponies. See them in My Little Pony.
A short-tempered guy, Bowser is determined to wreak havoc on the Mushroom Kingdom. See them in Super Mario Bros..
Ursula will oh-so-generously grant your wishes for a price. See them in The Little Mermaid.
Evan is a sensible kid, but being sensible isn't going to help him lose his virginity. See them in Superbad.
Brian Griffin is the most scholarly member of the family—when he's not drunk on martinis. See them in Family Guy.
Krusty The Clown somehow makes life sillier and more somber at the same time. See them in The Simpsons.
Scooby-Doo always keeps his priorities in order: eat snacks first, solve mysteries later. See them in Scooby-Doo.
A born psychopath, don't expect Michael Myers to understand the difference between right and wrong. See them in Halloween.
Tiana lives by a simple motto: "Fairy tales can come true. But you gotta make them happen, it all depends on you." See them in The Princess and the Frog.