Because you like Butters Stotch in South Park

Ahape-shifting dog, Jake is the last man's best friend. See them in Adventure Time.

Applejack's practicality complements her caring nature. She is the loyalest of friends and the most dependable of ponies. See them in My Little Pony.

Moe Szyslak is the crabby owner of the grimiest bar in Springfield. See them in The Simpsons.

Tiana lives by a simple motto: "Fairy tales can come true. But you gotta make them happen, it all depends on you." See them in The Princess and the Frog.

Jade Jade Harley might not be the best at reading social cues, but her bravery and selflessness means she's a great friend to have. See them in Homestuck.

Krusty The Clown somehow makes life sillier and more somber at the same time. See them in The Simpsons.

Dorothy Gale is a down-home Kansas girl in a bizarre fantasy land with beautiful red shoes. See them in The Wizard of Oz.

There's erratic, and then there's Senor Chang. See them in Community.

Samantha Jones is a try-sexual who'll try anything once. See them in Sex and the City.

Li Shang will make a man out of you—even if you're a girl. See them in Mulan.

Tom Haverford is set on being a world-renowned entrepreneur who dates models. Problem is, he's stuck in Indiana with a lazy business partner. See them in Parks and Recreation.

You couldn't ask for a better, or weirder, daughter like Cassie. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.