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Patrick Verona is a bad boy who's after a tough girl. See them in 10 Things I Hate About You.

Causing mayhem practically since birth, rambunctious Fred Weasley plays pranks on his siblings and avoids school at all costs. See them in Harry Potter Series.

Nandor is a relentless vampire who never admits he's wrong, loves glitter, and can't use a tablet. See them in What We Do In The Shadows.

Finn is the world's last human who's "all about" understanding right and wrong. See them in Adventure Time.

An exuberant prankster, Naruto Uzumaki craves acknowledgement of any kind. See them in Naruto.

Edmund Pevensie isn't a bad person, but he did sell his siblings out for a tin of Turkish Delight. See them in The Chronicles of Narnia.

Bucky Barnes used to be a good-hearted American soldier. Now he's the cold-hearted Winter Soldier. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.

He's the great Black Star, and he's come to assassinate you. See them in Soul Eater.

Harrison Wells is a brilliant scientist full of secrets. See them in DC Extended Universe.

Sasuke's quest for vengeance is above all else. See them in Naruto.

An intriguing bundle of contradictions, Sawyer Ford trusts no one on the island, and no one should trust him. See them in Lost.

Steve Harrington is a cool big man on campus. See them in Stranger Things.