Because you like Mr. Garrison in South Park

Louis de Pointe du Lac is wanting to find a way of living that doesn't make him miserable. See them in Interview with the Vampire: The Vampire Chronicles.

Combining an innocent face with an insatiable bloodlust, Eli recruits friends to join the vampire way of life. See them in Let the Right One In.

Jasper Jordan is trying his best to make it through the night. See them in The 100.

After finding a mysterious object in one of the many rooms in her father's mansion, Bulma is inspired to discover its secrets. See them in Dragon Ball.

Maddy Perez seems like an angel until she opens her mouth. See them in Euphoria.

A great galactic bounty hunter, Samus Aran is not as good at expressing emotions. See them in Metroid.

Foul mouthed and disturbingly comfortable with violence, Hit-Girl is a precocious assassin who doesn't need anyone's protection. See them in Kick-Ass.

More of a sex symbol than a crime-stopper, the original Silk Spectre has now become the ultimate superhero stage mom. See them in Watchmen.

A genetic experiment engineered to be the perfect assassin, Agent 47 is cold, professional, and lethal. See them in Hitman.

Mako is carrying the world on his shoulders. See them in The Legend of Korra.

A celestial caretaker, Amaterasu is the stuff of legends. See them in Okami.

Alex Vause's tattoos and tough exterior cover the fact that she's just a girl with a really intense crush. See them in Orange Is The New Black.