Because you like Mr. Garrison in South Park

Waylon Smithers would do anything for his boss, and would love to do a few things *to* him. See them in The Simpsons.

Both a noble district attorney and a psychopathic villain, Harvey Dent proves some men really can have it all. See them in DC Extended Universe.

Tony Montana makes up for his language barrier with his immense skill at cursing as loud and effectively as humanly possible. See them in Scarface.

Ultron is security software turned evil mastermind. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.

A devoted butler, Alfred Pennyworth is both a fiercely protective guardian and a lethal gunman. See them in Gotham.

Count Olaf is a traveling actor, except he can't act and his homicidal tendencies make finding work pretty difficult. See them in Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events.

A no-nonsense pro, Agent K has dedicated his whole life to his job. See them in Men in Black.

Illiterate and oblivious, Crash Bandicoot is still a hero. See them in Crash Bandicoot.

This elf loves smiling, eating sugar, and spreading Christmas cheer. And no matter what, Buddy always sees the best in people. See them in Elf.

Morpheus is wise enough to see into the bones of the world. See them in The Matrix.

Michael Kelso gets by on his good looks and his openhearted nature. See them in That '70s Show.

Mr. Pink doesn't tip. Enough said. See them in Reservoir Dogs.