Character Recommendations Based on James Garcia

Schmidt New Girl

Underneath his preening narcissist exterior, Schmidt is, well, still kind of a preening narcissist. But he has a good heart too

Charles Boyle Brooklyn Nine-Nine

The human equivalent of a puppy, only slightly less adorable

Lindsay Weir Freaks and Geeks

For now she's a geek, but who knows? Maybe she fits in better with the freaks

GLaDOS Portal Series

A murderous, sadistic, cake-loving A.I., but at least she's funny

Voldemort Harry Potter Series

A malevolent dark wizard so fearsome he's known primarily as "He Who Must Not Be Named"

Steve Stifler American Pie

More than just a dude with a hot mom. He's also rude, profane, and obnoxious

Hades Hercules

Just because he rules Hades, doesn't mean he can't be fun!

Nick Miller New Girl

A sarcastic, cynical slacker who cares about people more than he lets on

Borat Sagdiyev Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan

Kazakh journalist whose lack of understanding of America is matched only by his cluelessness about everything else