Because you like Joe Swanson in Family Guy

Joe West is overprotective and secretive when his children are involved. See them in DC Extended Universe.

Relentlessly cheery Ned Flanders enjoys a nice piece of bread with water on the side for dipping See them in The Simpsons.

Waylon Smithers would do anything for his boss, and would love to do a few things *to* him. See them in The Simpsons.

Michael Kelso gets by on his good looks and his openhearted nature. See them in That '70s Show.

Kelly Kapoor's interests are office gossip, pink (the color), Pink (the singer), snow cones, the temp Ryan, and "basically, anything that is awesome." See them in The Office.

This elf loves smiling, eating sugar, and spreading Christmas cheer. And no matter what, Buddy always sees the best in people. See them in Elf.

Chef is a swinging bachelor and former R&B singer with a leopard-skin upholstered couch and some great stories. See them in South Park.

Marlin navigates through shark-infested waters, angry anglerfish, a jellyfish bloom and hungry whales to search for his son. See them in Finding Nemo.

Leonardo is spiritual, and devoted to more than just pizza. See them in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

Emma Frost's superpower: transforming her body into an unbreakable diamond. See them in X-Men Series.

James Gordon happens to be the one guy in Gotham City with proper morals who doesn't also run around in a cape. See them in DC Extended Universe.

Green skin, pointy hat, evil cackle—this villain has it all! See them in The Wizard of Oz.