Because you like Joe Swanson in Family Guy

Todd Anderson has some “big shoes to fill” at Welton Academy, and new English teacher Mr. Keating isn’t letting him get away with staying silent in class. See them in Dead Poets Society.

A devoted butler, Alfred Pennyworth is both a fiercely protective guardian and a lethal gunman. See them in Gotham.

Taystee Jefferson is always down for a laugh and to help a friend out. See them in Orange Is The New Black.

Ted is a cursing, smoking, drinking teddy bear who's anything but cuddly. See them in Ted.

Logan Huntzberger is a daredevil, romantic, and heir to a media empire. See them in Gilmore Girls.

Baloo is a fun-lovin' bear who just needs the bare necessities of life See them in The Jungle Book.

Cat Grant gets what she wants: a piping hot latte or an interview with Supergirl. See them in Supergirl.

Krusty The Clown somehow makes life sillier and more somber at the same time. See them in The Simpsons.

Charlie Bucket may be down-on-his-luck, but his spirits are always sky high. See them in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.

Petyr Baelish's main assets? A sharp mind, deep pockets, and no scruples. See them in Game of Thrones.

Connor Walsh is arrogant enough to think he's the smartest guy in the room, and quick-witted enough to prove that he is. See them in How to Get Away with Murder.

D.J. Tanner is a rebellious teen who wishes her lame dad would butt out of her personal life. See them in Full House.