Because you like Joe Swanson in Family Guy

Waylon Smithers would do anything for his boss, and would love to do a few things *to* him. See them in The Simpsons.

Relentlessly cheery Ned Flanders enjoys a nice piece of bread with water on the side for dipping See them in The Simpsons.

Michael Kelso gets by on his good looks and his openhearted nature. See them in That '70s Show.

This elf loves smiling, eating sugar, and spreading Christmas cheer. And no matter what, Buddy always sees the best in people. See them in Elf.

With each reboot, Janet progresses more and becomes capable of human emotions. See them in The Good Place.

Emma Frost's superpower: transforming her body into an unbreakable diamond. See them in X-Men Series.

Marlin navigates through shark-infested waters, angry anglerfish, a jellyfish bloom and hungry whales to search for his son. See them in Finding Nemo.

Samantha Jones is a try-sexual who'll try anything once. See them in Sex and the City.

Chef is a swinging bachelor and former R&B singer with a leopard-skin upholstered couch and some great stories. See them in South Park.

Angela Martin is uptight and puritanical, outside of the affair she's having with a co-worker. See them in The Office.

James Gordon happens to be the one guy in Gotham City with proper morals who doesn't also run around in a cape. See them in DC Extended Universe.

Green skin, pointy hat, evil cackle—this villain has it all! See them in The Wizard of Oz.