Because you like Tobias Funke in Arrested Development

Lloyd Dobler is a kickboxer wearing his heart on his sleeve who would do anything for the woman he loves. See them in Say Anything.

His name is Inigo Montoya and whoever killed his father should be prepared to die. See them in The Princess Bride.

A monstrous pirate captain, Davy Jones is quite literally heartless. See them in Pirates of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl.

Morpheus is wise enough to see into the bones of the world. See them in The Matrix.

Aladdin is a street-thief who is on his way up. Way, way up! See them in Aladdin.

With a song always on her lips and her heart on her sleeve, Maria von Trapp is the governess every kid dreams of. See them in The Sound of Music.

Sephiroth wants nothing more than to seize the power of the Lifestream in order to become a god. See them in Final Fantasy Series.

An opinionated pothead with a passion for conspiracy theories, Steven Hyde is secretly more sensitive than he lets on. See them in That '70s Show.

Dash Parr's super speed helps with his impatience. See them in The Incredibles.

A former high school outcast, Rebecca Doppelmeyer is tentatively shaking off her misanthropic personality. See them in Ghost World.

An alien, a time-traveler, and an esper are following Haruhi Suzumiya, who – unknown to herself – is a near-omnipotent reality warper. See them in The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya.

Drusilla's hobbies include dolls, music, and killing people. See them in Buffy the Vampire Slayer.