Because you like Tobias Funke in Arrested Development

A machete-wielding mass-murderer, Jason Voorhees is a terrifying blank slate. See them in Friday the 13th.

Krusty The Clown somehow makes life sillier and more somber at the same time. See them in The Simpsons.

Klaus Hargreeves is funny, flirty, and high at any given moment, but he's also the most emotionally literate of his super-powered siblings. See them in The Umbrella Academy.

Free-spirited Annie Hall goes through life saying "La-di-da, la-di-da, la la." See them in Annie Hall.

A scary monster on the outside, James P. Sullivan is really a softie on the inside. See them in Monsters, Inc..

Ishmael is a quiet observer on a larger-than-life quest. See them in Moby Dick.

Morpheus is wise enough to see into the bones of the world. See them in The Matrix.

With a song always on her lips and her heart on her sleeve, Maria von Trapp is the governess every kid dreams of. See them in The Sound of Music.

Sephiroth wants nothing more than to seize the power of the Lifestream in order to become a god. See them in Final Fantasy Series.

Dash Parr's super speed helps with his impatience. See them in The Incredibles.

A former high school outcast, Rebecca Doppelmeyer is tentatively shaking off her misanthropic personality. See them in Ghost World.

Drusilla's hobbies include dolls, music, and killing people. See them in Buffy the Vampire Slayer.