Because you like Tobias Funke in Arrested Development
Evan is a sensible kid, but being sensible isn't going to help him lose his virginity. See them in Superbad.
Once described as a "beautiful, tropical fish," Ann Perkins exudes warmth, and unlike most of her friends she also has common sense. See them in Parks and Recreation.
Waylon Smithers would do anything for his boss, and would love to do a few things *to* him. See them in The Simpsons.
Erlich Bachman is an overconfident wannabe mentor blowing all types of smoke around the tech industry. See them in Silicon Valley.
Driven by obsession and anxiety, Monk bravely overcomes, or at least battles, his fears to help the world. See them in Monk.
Britta Perry has never met a cause she couldn't passionately champion—at least for a little bit. See them in Community.
Kim Kelly is a high school bully who's normally in a bad mood. But there's a softer side to her. See them in Freaks and Geeks.
Winston Bishop is sweet, thoughtful, and a little oblivious. And above, he's a loyal friend. See them in New Girl.
Ryan Howard is a temp turned executive turned failing small-time media mogul. See them in The Office.
Roman Roy is an entitled rich boy, but he's smarter than he seems. See them in Succession.
Sam Weir lives for the simple things in life: watching Saturday Night Live and reading comic books. See them in Freaks and Geeks.
