Because you like Columbus in Zombieland

Hayley Stark is a sarcastic 14-year-old with an unusual passion. See them in Hard Candy.

With a song always on her lips and her heart on her sleeve, Maria von Trapp is the governess every kid dreams of. See them in The Sound of Music.

Prim and proper Allie Hamilton was raised to follow the rules. But she's got a fiery rebellious side too. See them in The Notebook.

Jade Jade Harley might not be the best at reading social cues, but her bravery and selflessness means she's a great friend to have. See them in Homestuck.

Maurice Moss is a dedicated IT guy who even talks like a computer. See them in The IT Crowd.

Sookie St. James is a klutzy and perfectionist chef who's always there for her friends. See them in Gilmore Girls.

A hurricane of a human being, Marla Singer is destructive and unforgettable. See them in Fight Club.

Riley Blue is trying to outrun her bad luck, but she might not be fast enough. See them in Sense8.

People make more sense to the hyper-logical Temperance Brennan after they're dead. See them in Bones.

The ever-cheerful Tonks can change her appearance at will, but she can't seem to get rid of her clumsiness. See them in Harry Potter Series.

Max Fischer is the President of every club who's fighting to save Latin at his school and kiss his teacher. See them in Rushmore.

Deadpool thinks life is an endless series of train wrecks with only brief commercial-like breaks of happiness. See them in Deadpool.