Because you like Columbus in Zombieland

A grumpy tourist trap owner, Grunkle Stan has a few deep secrets. See them in Gravity Falls.

He may forget his homework, lose his toad, and fall off brooms, but Neville Longbottom can also single-handedly destroy villains. See them in Harry Potter Series.

Beloved by all, Lucy is the most corageous Pevensie. See them in The Chronicles of Narnia.

Everything is fascinating to Octavia Blake who has been locked away for her entire life. See them in The 100.

Jade Jade Harley might not be the best at reading social cues, but her bravery and selflessness means she's a great friend to have. See them in Homestuck.

A short-tempered guy, Bowser is determined to wreak havoc on the Mushroom Kingdom. See them in Super Mario Bros..

Stan Marsh is a fourth grader who is the ladies man of his classroom. See them in South Park.

Santana Lopez is a cutthroat cheerleader who's not afraid to speak, or sing, her mind. See them in Glee.

Just because he rules Hades, doesn't mean he can't be fun! See them in Hercules.

Obi-Wan Kenobi is a sage Jedi who doesn't need to say much to teach you a galaxy's worth of wisdom. See them in Star Wars Series.

Patrick Star enjoys life's simple pleasures because he can't wrap his brain around anything more complicated. See them in SpongeBob SquarePants.

A hurricane of a human being, Marla Singer is destructive and unforgettable. See them in Fight Club.