Because you like Columbus in Zombieland

Handsome Jack is wearing a mask of his own face to hide his scarred real one. See them in Borderlands Series.

A grumpy tourist trap owner, Grunkle Stan has a few deep secrets. See them in Gravity Falls.

Barry Egan has too many anger issues to list here. See them in Punch Drunk Love.

If it were up to her, Merida would spend her days practicing archery and swordfighting, riding her horse, and exploring the Highlands. See them in Brave.

Alex Vause's tattoos and tough exterior cover the fact that she's just a girl with a really intense crush. See them in Orange Is The New Black.

It turns out Dracula's son Alucard has some pretty severe daddy issues. See them in Castlevania.

Wendy Corduroy is the ultimate in cool in Gravity Falls. See them in Gravity Falls.

Patrick Star enjoys life's simple pleasures because he can't wrap his brain around anything more complicated. See them in SpongeBob SquarePants.

A champion of chivalry, Don Quixote is dutifully bringing good to the world—even when others think he's out of his mind. See them in Don Quixote.

Just because he rules Hades, doesn't mean he can't be fun! See them in Hercules.

Chloe Decker's case should be open-and-shut. But something seems to be troubling her, something about Palmetto Street. See them in Lucifer.

After Rintarou Okabe develops the Phone Microwave, some of his fantasies start to seem uncomfortably real. See them in Steins;Gate.