Because you like Columbus in Zombieland

Wendy Corduroy is the ultimate in cool in Gravity Falls. See them in Gravity Falls.

Neil Perry is a brilliant student with an artist's soul. And he's desperate to unleash it. See them in Dead Poets Society.

Tom Haverford is set on being a world-renowned entrepreneur who dates models. Problem is, he's stuck in Indiana with a lazy business partner. See them in Parks and Recreation.

Billy Butcher's job is to give everyone hell by any means necessary. See them in The Boys.

Edmund Pevensie isn't a bad person, but he did sell his siblings out for a tin of Turkish Delight. See them in The Chronicles of Narnia.

Cisco Ramon is a proud, enthusiastic member of a superhero support team. See them in DC Extended Universe.

Emily Gilmore is the DAR chair, proud grandmother, and full of opinions. See them in Gilmore Girls.

Simon Belmont is a vampire hunter bravely carrying on the family business. See them in Castlevania.

Shy and nerdy, Gabriella Montez moved to Albuquerque and quickly became the toast of East High and a darling of the stage. See them in High School Musical.

Through raised to be a gentleman, Laurie has a mischievous sense of humor. See them in Little Women.

Harrison Wells is a brilliant scientist full of secrets. See them in DC Extended Universe.