Because you like Columbus in Zombieland

With his own ship, Peter Quill calls his own shots, and gets to fly from planet to planet blasting '70s pop hits and picking up alien chicks. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.

Stewie Griffin is just your average evil-genius, talking, sociopathic baby. See them in Family Guy.

There's no obstacle too great for this charismatic treasure-hunter. See them in Uncharted.

Some say to survive in Underland you need to be as mad as a hatter–which, luckily, he is. See them in Alice in Wonderland.

Both brave and foolhardy, Thomas trusts his instincts above all else. See them in The Maze Runner.

Tidus is upbeat, carefree, and desperate not to become his father. See them in Final Fantasy Series.

The pasta-loving, skirt-chasing personification of North Italy, Feliciano Vargas is decidedly a lover, not a fighter. See them in Axis Powers Hetalia.

Mystique is a shape-shifting mutant who, after too many disappointments, does not want to co-exist with humans. See them in X-Men Series.

An ironic hipster with a healthy dose of self-deprecation, Dave strives to be cool at all costs. See them in Homestuck.

Tamaki Suoh is always the star of the scene because he's the one making a scene. See them in Ouran High School Host Club.

A crabby troll, Karkat Vantas is perpetually angry about his lot in life. See them in Homestuck.

They say they saved Adam Jensen by turning him into a cyborg, but he's not sure saved is the right word. See them in Deus Ex Series.