Because you like Columbus in Zombieland

An ironic hipster with a healthy dose of self-deprecation, Dave strives to be cool at all costs. See them in Homestuck.

Stewie Griffin is just your average evil-genius, talking, sociopathic baby. See them in Family Guy.

Arguably the world's worst boss, Michael Scott is desperate for love, praise and a suggestion for an improv scene. See them in The Office.

There's no obstacle too great for this charismatic treasure-hunter. See them in Uncharted.

Holden Caulfield is convinced that the whole adult world is full of phonies. See them in The Catcher in the Rye.

Tamaki Suoh is always the star of the scene because he's the one making a scene. See them in Ouran High School Host Club.

A crabby troll, Karkat Vantas is perpetually angry about his lot in life. See them in Homestuck.

Tidus is upbeat, carefree, and desperate not to become his father. See them in Final Fantasy Series.

Gollum is slimy and seething with hatred, the last person you would want to meet in a dark cave. See them in The Lord of the Rings.

With a brilliant mind, an insane level of confidence, and a penchant for drunken dancing, Cristina Yang is a force to be reckoned with. See them in Grey's Anatomy.

They say they saved Adam Jensen by turning him into a cyborg, but he's not sure saved is the right word. See them in Deus Ex Series.

The only thing that can match Rose's looks are her hot temper and free spirit. See them in Titanic.