Because you like Vizzini in The Princess Bride

They say prison changes you, and Piper Chapman is figuring that out the hard way. See them in Orange Is The New Black.

There's nothing like discovering dear old dad is a serial killer to send you into an (understandable) funk. See them in Hannibal.

Using a bracelet his late mother gave him, Apollo Justice can sense when other people are nervous based on even the most subtle signs. See them in Ace Attorney Series .

Emmet Brickowski is so upbeat it's not even human. Everything is AWESOME! See them in The Lego Movie.

Eponine is a scrappy street urchin with a bad case of unrequited love. See them in Les Miserables.

Gotham's unhinged Clown Princess of Crime will call you puddin', then punch you in the face. See them in DC Extended Universe.

Fox McCloud leads a team of pilots through the Lylat System in search of the evil genius Andross, the villain that killed his father. See them in Star Fox.

This beautiful aesthete wins the hearts of both ladies and men. But Dorian Gray also happens to have his soul sealed in a painting. See them in Dorian Gray.

Jack's big imagination is never limited by his incredibly cramped surroundings. See them in Room.

The witty Aku would be an ideal dinner guest, if he weren't a demon. See them in Samurai Jack.

He's the great Black Star, and he's come to assassinate you. See them in Soul Eater.

Andrew Glouberman is trying to make it through puberty with his sanity intact. See them in Big Mouth.