Because you like Vizzini in The Princess Bride

Jack's big imagination is never limited by his incredibly cramped surroundings. See them in Room.

The witty Aku would be an ideal dinner guest, if he weren't a demon. See them in Samurai Jack.

Donna Pinciotti is strong, independent, and empathetic. No one messes with her. See them in That '70s Show.

He tells you everything you need to know: "I. Am. Groot." See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.

Rhodes has to trust his conscience to guide him through a political struggle that could change the very shape of modern warfare. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.

A level-headed show business icon despite his amphibian status, Kermit is the brains behind the success of the Muppets. See them in The Muppet Movie.

People think Karen Smith is a dumb blonde, but she disagrees and is proud she can predict the weather with her breasts. See them in Mean Girls.

The crown prince of the Fire Nation, Zuko has been ordered by his father to find the long-lost Avatar before he is allowed to return home. See them in Avatar: The Last Airbender.

Kenny McCormick is a boy of few words who likes nudie mags, NASCAR, monster trucks, origami, and Peruvian pan flute bands. See them in South Park.

Alex DeLarge likes his favorite milk-based, drug-laced cocktail. It helps him get in the mood for a night of "ultra violence." See them in A Clockwork Orange.

Stan Marsh is a fourth grader who is the ladies man of his classroom. See them in South Park.