Because you like Vizzini in The Princess Bride
Francis Freeman may be impervious to pain, but he sure knows how to inflict it. See them in Deadpool.
Oliver Tate is extremely articulate but hopelessly awkward. That's not a recipe for teenage happiness. See them in Submarine.
Carol Aird is driven to fight to make her life better, regardless the consequences. See them in Carol.
Suzy Bishop is only 12, but her withering stare and withdrawn personality are enough to make anyone wilt. See them in Moonrise Kingdom.
Burton Guster is a level-headed investigator with a "Super Sniffer" nose. See them in Psych.
Amy Santiago likes following the rules a little too much. See them in Brooklyn Nine-Nine.
Sabriel is smart enough to understand the dangers that await her and brave enough to face them anyway. See them in Abhorsen Series.
Jack Twist is a playful free-spirit, but he isn't afraid to fight for what he wants. See them in Brokeback Mountain.
Amy March blends her naturally artistic spirit with a sense of practicality. See them in Little Women.
Topanga Lawrence has been a put-together intellectual since basically the moment she could talk. See them in Boy Meets World.
Yuri is living in the afterlife, which takes the form of a high school where no one dies. But if you follow the school's rules and live a "normal" life you vanish. See them in Angel Beats!.
