Because you like Captain Haddock in The Adventures of Tintin

Jin Kazama is a fearsome warrior torn between the darkness and the light. See them in Tekken .

While his twin tries to save lives, Millions Knives does the best to end them. See them in Trigun.

Stoic, cynical, and brilliant, Solid Snake was genetically engineered to be the perfect soldier. See them in Metal Gear Series.

Winnie the Pooh is a chubby little cubby all stuffed with fluff. See them in Winnie the Pooh.

If there's any hope of resolving things peacefully, this proud ape leader will have to trust the humans. See them in Dawn of the Planet of the Apes.

A reformed former outlaw, John Marston doesn't want any trouble, yet somehow trouble always seems to find him. See them in Red Dead Redemption.

Ash Williams is a houseware clerk at S-Mart and the Chosen One. See them in The Evil Dead.

We defy you to find a man who's ever been cooler while simply saying his own name. See them in Casino Royale.

A monstrous pirate captain, Davy Jones is quite literally heartless. See them in Pirates of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl.

A formerly righteous wizard, Saruman has been corrupted by the forces of evil. See them in The Lord of the Rings.

If this slick ad man doesn't like the conversation, he changes it—while drinking and smoking. See them in Mad Men.