Because you like Aldous Snow in Get Him to the Greek

Although Penny's friends have genius-level IQs, they regularly come to her for advice and insight. See them in The Big Bang Theory.

Quentin has his whole life mapped out. It might sound boring, but he likes boring. See them in Paper Towns.

If anyone can stay optimistic and friendly under harsh alien rule, it's Alyx Vance. See them in Half-Life 2.

Simba just can't wait to be king, but he's got a lot of growing up to do first. See them in The Lion King.

Sylar's victims are found all over the country, many with their brains removed. See them in Heroes.

Combining an innocent face with an insatiable bloodlust, Eli recruits friends to join the vampire way of life. See them in Let the Right One In.

Gloria Delgado-Pritchett's big personality is rivaled only by her big heart. Wait, did we mention she's gorgeous? See them in Modern Family.

There must be quite a lot of fellows who haven't got anybody to bring them tea in the morning. Bertie Wooster is lucky to have his valet, Jeeves. See them in Jeeves and Wooster.

Dolores Umbridge keeps her villainy hidden (albeit poorly) behind a sheen of sugary pink politeness. See them in Harry Potter Series.

WALL-E is a quirky little romantic robot cleaning the wasteland known as Earth. See them in WALL-E.

Shrek is a nasty-on-the-surface ogre with a heart of gold and an earful of wax. See them in Shrek.