Because you like Aldous Snow in Get Him to the Greek

Teddy Sanders loves his frat brothers so much he might never leave school. See them in Neighbors.

Ben Barber is ready to show you that he's twice the man you think he is. See them in Ride Along.

As an undercover cop, Schmidt is getting to relive high school as a cool kid. See them in 21 Jump Street.

Major Marquis Warren is a talkative, sharp-eyed, and cold-hearted Civil War soldier-turned-bounty hunter. See them in The Hateful Eight.

Blake Henderson is happiest smoking weed on the roof ‘til the end of time, but the real world just has a way of killing his vibe. See them in Workaholics.

Ron Burgundy is a news anchor who signs off with "Stay classy, San Diego" or whatever his teleprompter says. Bonus: he plays the jazz flute. See them in Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy.

Is there more to life than being really, really, ridiculously good looking? Derek Zoolander thinks not. See them in Zoolander.

Annie Walker can bake a beautiful cupcake, but everything else in her life is a mess. See them in Bridesmaids.

They say money can't buy happiness, but this reckless, high-flying banker knows otherwise. See them in The Wolf of Wall Street.

Dante Alighieri is a crusader fighting his way to absolution. See them in Dante's Inferno.

Jenko was top dog in high school. Now he's bottom of the pack in the police academy. See them in 21 Jump Street.