Character Recommendations Based on Aldous Snow

Mark Zuckerberg The Social Network

You have part of his attention. You have the minimum amount

Sarah Ashburn The Heat

Sarah lives life "by the book" and has trouble getting along with anyone who doesn't do the same

Jordan Belfort The Wolf of Wall Street

They say money can't buy happiness, but this reckless, high-flying stockbroker knows otherwise

Major Marquis Warren The Hateful Eight

A talkative, sharp-eyed, and cold-hearted Civil War soldier-turned-bounty hunter

Dante Alighieri Dante's Inferno

A crusader fighting his way to absolution

Edwin Hoover Little Miss Sunshine

A doting grandfather who just happens to have a heroin addiction and a penchant for swearing

Blake Henderson Workaholics

A stoner with a heart of gold, an underachiever with supreme confidence

Mike Lane Magic Mike

Magnetic, beefy, and street-smart, but how long can he keep up with the red-light scene?

Borat Sagdiyev Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan

Kazakh journalist whose lack of understanding of America is matched only by his cluelessness about everything else

Teddy Sanders Neighbors

Loves his frat brothers so much he might never leave school