Because you like Aldous Snow in Get Him to the Greek

Jesse Tuck dreams of finding someone to join his unusual family. See them in Tuck Everlasting.

Dolores Umbridge keeps her villainy hidden (albeit poorly) behind a sheen of sugary pink politeness. See them in Harry Potter Series.

A super-soldier, Master Chief might be more machine than man. And for humanity's sake, thank God. See them in Halo.

Dimitri Belikov is a stoic vampire guardian who has the reserve, focus, and discipline of a soldier. See them in Vampire Academy .

Both a noble district attorney and a psychopathic villain, Harvey Dent proves some men really can have it all. See them in DC Extended Universe.

Hiccup Haddock III may be the only Viking nerd in recorded history. See them in How to Train Your Dragon.

Ezio Auditore Da Firenze is a little short-tempered, a lot fun-loving. See them in Assassin's Creed Series.

Gollum is slimy and seething with hatred, the last person you would want to meet in a dark cave. See them in The Lord of the Rings.

A formerly righteous wizard, Saruman has been corrupted by the forces of evil. See them in The Lord of the Rings.

She's mostly doom and gloom, but you'd get nowhere without Sadness. See them in Inside Out.

It turns out Dracula's son Alucard has some pretty severe daddy issues. See them in Castlevania.

Blunt, petty, neurotic, Larry David can never live and let live. See them in Curb Your Enthusiasm.