Because you like Kirby in Kirby

Eugene H. Krabs is a greedy restaurant owner who won't let a dime out of the reach of his claws. See them in SpongeBob SquarePants.

John Wick is a widowed former Navy Seal who becomes a notoriously effective hitman, killing over 124 people with gunshots alone. See them in John Wick.

Her interests include martial arts, interrogation, and hacking. Natasha Romanoff is the ultimate spy. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.

He's a get rich or die tryin' kind of raccoon. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.

Seth is short-tempered, crude, and terrible at school, but hopefully there's nothing an epic party can't fix. See them in Superbad.

Konata Izumi has a live-now, worry-later view of the world. See them in Lucky Star.

Hiccup Haddock III may be the only Viking nerd in recorded history. See them in How to Train Your Dragon.

The White Queen been treated horribly, but the day of her victory is almost near. See them in Alice in Wonderland.

Erlich Bachman is an overconfident wannabe mentor blowing all types of smoke around the tech industry. See them in Silicon Valley.

After years of living vicariously through other people's heroic stories, Wade Watts is about to become a hero himself. See them in Ready Player One.