Because you like Kirby in Kirby

Blunt, petty, neurotic, Larry David can never live and let live. See them in Curb Your Enthusiasm.

Indiana Jones is a swashbuckling archeologist who hates snakes, Nazis, and priceless artifacts falling into the wrong hands. See them in Raiders of the Lost Ark.

Just a hint of human emotion lurks under the enigmatic exterior of Rei Ayanami. See them in Neon Genesis Evangelion.

While Jay Gatsby doesn't necessarily like to attend his parties, he knows how to throw a world-class bash. See them in The Great Gatsby.

Light Yagami has a plan to make a better world, and morals won't stop him. See them in Death Note.

Meticulous Arthur is always prepared, but he may not be ready to be the point man in the criminal world of dream sharing. See them in Inception.

Misaki Nakahara is keeping tabs on her newest project: recluse Tatsuhiro Sato. See them in Welcome to the NHK.

Chewbacca is a loyal co-pilot who won't hesitate to rip your arm off. See them in Star Wars Series.

Jim Stark is a teen torn apart by what the world asks of him. See them in Rebel Without A Cause.

Morticia Addams hates anything bright and cheery and loves all things ghoulish, ghastly, and violent. See them in The Addams Family.

Andy Dwyer might not be completely literate, but he makes up for it in spirit. See them in Parks and Recreation.