Because you like Kirby in Kirby

Aragorn is the one true king, a title he is too humble to accept. See them in The Lord of the Rings.

An alien, a time-traveler, and an esper are following Haruhi Suzumiya, who – unknown to herself – is a near-omnipotent reality warper. See them in The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya.

Juno MacGuff is hoping sarcasm will get her through the stress of teenage life. And also, teenage pregnancy. See them in Juno.

Brian Griffin is the most scholarly member of the family—when he's not drunk on martinis. See them in Family Guy.

Stewie Griffin is just your average evil-genius, talking, sociopathic baby. See them in Family Guy.

If there's any hope of resolving things peacefully, this proud ape leader will have to trust the humans. See them in Dawn of the Planet of the Apes.

Major Marquis Warren is a talkative, sharp-eyed, and cold-hearted Civil War soldier-turned-bounty hunter. See them in The Hateful Eight.

A sweet princess , Giselle is about to realize that life is no fairy tale. See them in Enchanted.

A monstrous pirate captain, Davy Jones is quite literally heartless. See them in Pirates of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl.

If it were up to her, Merida would spend her days practicing archery and swordfighting, riding her horse, and exploring the Highlands. See them in Brave.

Donna Pinciotti is strong, independent, and empathetic. No one messes with her. See them in That '70s Show.