Because you like Marcus Fenix in Gears of War

A monstrous pirate captain, Davy Jones is quite literally heartless. See them in Pirates of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl.

Stewie Griffin is just your average evil-genius, talking, sociopathic baby. See them in Family Guy.

He tells you everything you need to know: "I. Am. Groot." See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.

James T. Kirk is more than ready to face the final frontier. See them in Star Trek.

Peter Venkman's "research" projects are designed to get undergraduate students to sleep with him. Though it turns out he can bust ghosts. See them in Ghostbusters.

David Rose likes his rose chilled, his linens pressed, and his family quiet. See them in Schitt's Creek.

Blunt, petty, neurotic, Larry David can never live and let live. See them in Curb Your Enthusiasm.

An exuberant prankster, Naruto Uzumaki craves acknowledgement of any kind. See them in Naruto.

Joe West is overprotective and secretive when his children are involved. See them in DC Extended Universe.

A kind and funny valedictorian, Gwen Stacy likes to make out with Spider-man when her homework's done. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.

Though raised to think of himself as a monster, Quasimodo has a heart that holds nothing but compassion. See them in The Hunchback of Notre Dame.