Because you like Ness in Earthbound

Although Borat has a curious mind, he has no filter, and some very out of date views on just about everything. See them in Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan.

David Rose likes his rose chilled, his linens pressed, and his family quiet. See them in Schitt's Creek.

The Ice King is lonely and looking for a princess to sweep him off his feet. See them in Adventure Time.

Oscar Martinez is a national accountant in an office of weirdos. See them in The Office.

Yes, she's an "older" woman, but that just makes Mrs. Robinson sexier and more seductive. See them in The Graduate.

David Nolan is a noble fairy tale prince with the heart of a hero, regardless of whether he can remember his past or not. See them in Once Upon a Time.

Don't ask the ruthless queen of the Tokyo underworld any questions unless you're fine with losing a limb. See them in Kill Bill vol. 1.

Dr. Gordon Freeman is a brilliant physicist is a quiet hero. And given all the violent aliens, he better be. See them in Half-Life.

Wei Shen is an undercover cop on a mission for justice (or at least vengeance). See them in Sleeping Dogs.

A grumpy tourist trap owner, Grunkle Stan has a few deep secrets. See them in Gravity Falls.

A singing nanny, Mary Poppins is practically perfect in every way. See them in Mary Poppins.