Because you like Ness in Earthbound

Thanos is an intergalactic warlord, on the hunt for infinite power. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.

Maya Lambert is an obsessive intelligence officer with tunnel vision leading toward Osama bin Laden. See them in Zero Dark Thirty.

Eugene H. Krabs is a greedy restaurant owner who won't let a dime out of the reach of his claws. See them in SpongeBob SquarePants.

A brilliant graduate student in Italy for "research," Oliver has other things on his mind: flirting, swimming, and dancing. See them in Call Me by Your Name.

Scar is sneaky, snarky, and always striving for more power. See them in The Lion King.

Carol Aird is driven to fight to make her life better, regardless the consequences. See them in Carol.

Sydney Bristow is a kick-ass double agent on a mission for revenge. See them in Alias.

Scooby-Doo always keeps his priorities in order: eat snacks first, solve mysteries later. See them in Scooby-Doo.

Marshall Eriksen is a lawyer in love who is enjoying life. See them in How I Met Your Mother.

Trevor Phillips is an unpredictable maniac who tortures people for no reason. See them in Grand Theft Series.

Don't let his old age fool you, Heihachi Mishima is a ruthless pragmatist who values self-reliance above all else. See them in Tekken .

Patrick Star enjoys life's simple pleasures because he can't wrap his brain around anything more complicated. See them in SpongeBob SquarePants.