Because you like Moe Szyslak in The Simpsons

Roger is a pansexual alcoholic non-human who will happily lie, cheat and steal to get what he wants. See them in American Dad!.

No baths please for Gary the Snail. See them in SpongeBob SquarePants.

Bolin is making jokes and pursuing fun and adventure. See them in The Legend of Korra.

Thanos is an intergalactic warlord, on the hunt for infinite power. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.

Both a noble district attorney and a psychopathic villain, Harvey Dent proves some men really can have it all. See them in DC Extended Universe.

Greg Heffley will be famous someday, but now he's stuck in class with morons. See them in Diary of a Wimpy Kid.

Mako is carrying the world on his shoulders. See them in The Legend of Korra.

Patrick Star enjoys life's simple pleasures because he can't wrap his brain around anything more complicated. See them in SpongeBob SquarePants.

Ursula will oh-so-generously grant your wishes for a price. See them in The Little Mermaid.

A monstrous pirate captain, Davy Jones is quite literally heartless. See them in Pirates of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl.

The Ice King is lonely and looking for a princess to sweep him off his feet. See them in Adventure Time.

Boomerang is equally skilled at tossing boomerangs and tossing back beers. See them in DC Extended Universe.